Vogue magazine declares that your nipples are free — just in time for winter. Despite that climatological irony, it still isn’t the time to party just yet.
Certain lame-ass presidential candidates have been disparaging women. A former child actor thinks women should follow men’s lead. We call bullshit on both.
Would you run around naked even if it were legal? Probably not. At least, not often. The things we think we want are not often as great as we’d hoped.