I took the world’s worst selfies this morning. Consider this a teaching moment. Don’t take selfies.
Our minds needed a break from all the stress and worry. So, enjoy this never-before-seen set of photos with Olivia Ogden.
There are other things in life besides fashion. The dog is responsible for a lot of them. I’m also disappointed in you. Let’s see if we can fix that, okay?
Public expression of our beliefs and opinions is an inalienable right. We strong encourage people to exercise that right. We even have suggestions on how.
Walking the dog each morning is a good time to sort through the bare, naked thoughts left over, from weddings to naked pictures to where to pee.
I’m dying. Sort of. Blame the dog. My everything hurts after chasing him through the neighborhood last night. So, just take these nudes and be quiet.