“Do I look as though as I can read your mind?”

Here are the many ways you can attempt to get charles’ attention. There’s no telling which one may work at any given time, so you may want to try them all.

FACEBOOK. Yep, the old man is there, enjoying telling his son to go clean his room.

TWITTER. Occasionally charles pops on here. He gets frustrated when no one retweets him, though.

LINKED IN: Fortunately, this site sends him an email when he has a message. Otherwise, he’d probably forget he has an account.

Best bet: fill out and submit this form!

The next step is up to you. We’ve really helped you all we can, you know. At some point you have to take the next step. Type something. Click a mouse. Leave a comment. Something. He really isn’t a mind reader.