Exclusively for victims of the new #AHCA bill
Due to an anticipated number of deaths following the severe shortcomings and discriminations codified in the American Health Care Act ( #AHCA ) passed today, we will immediately begin offering a new service: death photos!
That’s right, we will allow you to remember your loved one(s) forever with a photo taken of them as soon after death as the coroner or funeral home will allow. We can’t think of a better way to remember how your family member looked in those precious, final moments as their #AHCA insurance once again refused to cover a pre-existing condition. You can then share your photos with the Republican members of Congress and the demonstrably evil entity passing as the 45th president so that they can see what their handiwork has done.
Right now, we are offering this service for a mere $35 for anyone who dies of cancer, asthma-related illness, diabetes, or any of the other diseases the #AHCA lists as pre-existing conditions. We’re expecting heavy business the instant the #AHCA is signed into law, so feel free to go ahead and reserve your death photo today!
(Republican politicians not covered under this service and can only be photographed if trampled by a raging mob of angry voters)